Rocker Girl Charli XCX’s Rock Hard Nips In Golden Top Onstage

How does one manage to keep their nips hard while on stage? During some very dark times in my childhood I was forced to go up on a stage, and I can say for a certainty that it is hot as a mother. And that is not even taking into account the heat generated from actually putting on a show. There is no way that I would have been able to keep my nips hard even if I’d had a personal assistant rubbing them with ice cubes. On an unrelated note, I think I just thought of a new life goal.

But the fact that Charli is capable of such an impressive feat makes me think her shows must really be something. They might even be worth the outrageous ticket fees to go see her in person. I mean, I would like to see Cirque du Soleil do something even half as impressive as that. Instead they are so focused on the pageantry and the gymnastics that they have forgotten what the people really want, and that is to see some nips. Las Vegas had that figured out decades before Cirque du Soleil ever crawled out of its creators mushroom addled brain.

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