Kim Garner Carb Loading!

It is safe to assume that Kim Garner is Carb Loading to power up for the impending apocalypse! Get that energy needed, get those fat stores up, because there is a chance the grocery stores will be shut down. Luckily for her, that carb loading goes straight to her booty, and it looks amazing!

I am always shocked when I visit her social media and see these epic or near epic bikini pics. Then I remember she was on TV in the UK, followed by the paparazzi. So why the hell doesn't she have more fans or followers?

It just doesn't make sense. 3,000 likes on a picture, when the grocery store checkout girl gets 5,000 likes on her bikini pics. Which is a reminder that influencers may be important to brands, but followers and likes can't be the only measure we use in HOTNESS.

Kim Garner should have millions of fans, but I guess she only really needs one fan, THIS GUY. (I was pointing to myself when I wrote that).