Keira Knightley Plays Hottie Bridesmaid to Steal the Nuptial Show

Okay, if you're a middle of the road type gal, maybe not the type who has spent her life fighting off the men, say, like the future sister-in-law of Keira Knightley, how much does it suck when you have to put Keira's celebrity hotness in your wedding party to stand by your side as you marry her brother? I'm just saying, when it's my special day and my four-month pregnant slow-witted-teen-bride-to-be and her shotgun toting daddy have me up on the altar, I'm owning that damn stage something fierce. I'll strap on the male Spanx as necessary. Keira's poor sister-in-law-to-be doesn't have that option. She effed up. Now, everybody is going to be looking five degrees and six minutes east of the blushing bride at the gushing hottie bridesmaid. I wonder if Kate Middleton is going to have Kate Beckinsale standing astride her in a sexy slinky number as she marries Prince Bill. Doubtful. Enjoy.