Jessica Alba’s TikTok Dance in her Bloomers!

Jessica Alba doesn't fear Chinese Spyware and thank god for that. I assume she probably has a lot of ties with China from her own dot com Honest empire that she's built and is one of their allies. For all we know this field may be grown from random Chinese Seeds she found in her mailbox.

That said, thank the lord she's found TikTok because she posts videos like these in some bloomers that remind me of an 1800s Brothel worker in the old west, or some 1960s CULT in the Hollywood Hills.

As silly as dancing is, I definitely enjoy watching the right lady dance and Alba is that right lady!