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bill-swift - December 16, 2015
Oh, Bar Refaeli, how I have missed you so. Me and like ten million other guys who fawn over you like you and your ridiculously hot body deserve to be fawned. Now the Israeli sweetheart of the hot body and contagious booty is back in see-through lingerie for Agent Provocateur, merchants of fine undies since some date. Also, master pimpers.
Bar has one of those female forms you memorize and store in the most sacred parts of your brain, even if you have to shoo out other useless data like your mom's birthday or where you left your car keys. This is more important. Scanning her lady parts barely covered in lacy underthings makes you realize this is what the Yuletide spirt is truly all about. Even if she celebrates Hanukkah. All the more festive. Oh, my, that outrageous body. Welcome back, Bar Refaeli. Please, somebody pass a law saying she can never leave. I'll help enforce. Enjoy.
Photo Credit: Agent Provocateur
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